my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.
Why moms shouldn't have facebook.
My friend asked his facebook friends what he should do with his future. So we all were making up funny futures and his mom left a comment that brought up a serious idea. pretty hilarious.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.