"Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh too, but let's be serious for a second. Are these the suspects, kid? Did you actually see Nickelback leaving your dorm?"

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.