"See, if you're a building, all you need to do to make a plane happy is to have sex with it."
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
