Dog poop.

You should see how she hails a cab.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.