"Don't choke yourself. Don't have babies."

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip