Ice Truck Killer
With Jake and Amir on assignment in Miami, you have to wonder if Ricky Van Veen is the real Ice Truck Killer from Dexter.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.