Picture He didn't make arrests because they were drinking Budlight Lime, which isn't really beer anyway.
Picture It's marginally better than sleeping on all that stuff, which is what most people do when they pass out.
Picture Much better than their original name, "Walk Across the Room With A Grape Up Your Ass Jewelers."
Picture The idea of going to White Castle on Valentine's Day seems silly enough, but do I actually need to make a reservation? Everyone knows which one is "our" booth anyway.