When I was 16, I was walking home one night from my girlfriend's (at the time) like any other night. Now, as a teen, I had a shaved head, but that's as far as it goes for me looking like "a bad ass". I was super straight edge. I got to the corner across the street from my apartment, and I was waiting patiently at the light to cross, when all of a sudden I hear the... Read More »
"Self confidence."
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.