Picture "Saw the picture of that other cat chillin. This is my cat the first day I gave him catnip. Now he listens to a lot of Phish and is talking about getting an acoustic off eBay. He's a mess."
Picture "After the Baltimore game was rained out, my dad went to 'Hooters' with his friends when some of the Yankees walked in to have dinner. "
Picture "Imagine how my father must have felt when he walked in on me macromaking my own jeans shorts while my sister bedazzled my shirt to say 'brokeback' on the shoulder."