My gf getting girlhandled

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.