Picture "A friend was missing for an hour before we discovered him in a 6x6 room with locked doors on both sides."
Picture "We put Fred (the opossum) in my buddy's room when he was in class. When he came back he opened his door and this is what he found..."
Picture "We found this pocket pussy in our roomates room when he was gone, we threw it up on the ceiling and it stuck. Now we just cant look at him the same way."
Picture "He lost his dry eraser markers. He accused another guy of taking them, and then chucked a board at him. When he left, we nailed all the boards to his door. Also, it turned out the markers just rolled under the heater in the hall."
Picture "We were going to get beer, and my friend's girlfriend told him not to forget to pick "it" up. We died laughing when he put it in the cart."