A plane hit a deer on a runway. Cerrazy!

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321