35 seems a little old for public indecency. I'm sure whoever was around you would agree.
Aspiring neurologist has many stages of evolution to go through first.....
The "systsem" is probably what would have helped this guy spell "system" right.
This would probably make those water cooler chats a little more interesting.
B+. I probably would give him an A- if he had written, "Or is it?" after, "The End."
Sloth and Michael Scott would probably get along really well.