I'll save the $1 and go for the crappy frozen pie.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet