Well this is just ridiculous. How can you be "out of Parliaments?"

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip