Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Picture "We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue."
Picture "I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
Picture "My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right.