Christmas Tree at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom
Technical difficulties lighting up the Christmas tree at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.