Christmas Tree at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal