thats a green man alright..

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost