i think the hoff really does likes to be hassled.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

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