Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
Just in case you were wondering what the Offspring was up to. They're in apartment 4F.
"But maybe this time try one that isn't the Confederate Flag."
I can't decide who is being a worse neighbor here.
What's the problem? It's got everything you need! Wifi, toilet, fresh air, creepy guy watching you from the trees.
The mark of a truly good neighbor is their ability to respect blue balls.