Will the real Sarah Palin please stand up.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, think it.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday