what kind of bonus were you expecting

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness