my dad gave me a free phone and got himself a droid. Every few days he gets mad and throws it because it take more than one button to make a phone call. Ive seen it hit the walls, concrete, etc. Girls in school have iPhones that dont last 1 day. They fall off a desk and explode. My dad tries to break his droid and it doesnt even get scratched. Suck on that Apple.
A redone AXE Bodywash Ad
I got bored one day, found this add in a magazine and thought to myself....my drunken frat boy of a roommate should be in this picture....found a picture of him drunk, printed out his head and put it on. Retarded...yes...but funny.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.