I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
"I honestly don't believe that Don Vito is human.. he tried to eat my foot!"
I can't tell whose tongue that is, and that's awesome.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
"This is my friend's Mom..."