Picture "This tattoo is actually for my younger brother (who is a marine), whose nickname is the manwich. I got it for him the day before he left for Iraq. He loves it. Also, my parents were present for the tattooing."
Picture Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo?
Picture If it's crazy to drink a bunch of forties and then tattoo myself with a red hot e-string then yes, I'm crazy.