Secret Goldfish Page 1

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young