"Ever see that Maxima Commercial where it's sliding across the desert? After the car starting making funny noises, a low-five seemed in order..."

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore