"Ever see that Maxima Commercial where it's sliding across the desert? After the car starting making funny noises, a low-five seemed in order..."

You should see how she hails a cab.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.