"Remember Madonna Kissing Britney, and Christina?! maybe it should have been just Britney and Christing kissing."

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere