A living room with a built in mini-fridge.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith