So much more convenient than eating a slice of pizza with your hands like a normal human being.
"You know how I know you're gay? You didn't win the Superbowl."
I'm so police officer I have to pull you over.
.... you might be a gay redneck.
"Gay pride weekend in Pensacola - always a blast!"
Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.