Picture "Our friend went away for the week, so we decided to pull a "While You Were Out" on him. We painted everything in the room bright green."
Picture "We liked our religious friend Mike so much we decided to wrap him up in tape and leave him on the floor while we watched porn that we brought in his room."
Picture "Somehow a squirrel got into our third floor room at LMU. We game him a cornnut, but that just pissed him off."
Picture "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit