I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
Look at this picture!
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
Look, just tell me what I'm looking at.
Look at your costume. Now look at mine. Back at yours. Back at me!"
Pity whoever looks at him wrong tonight.