Picture "I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
Picture "Be careful when you party with people from other schools. Got drunk with my Texas A&M friends and woke up with this in the top of my head."
Picture "It took us a good half hour but we finally got him in there. After a case of bear and a bottle of wine, he finally fit. If you pass out on my floor, you never know where you will wake up."