He later learned there are 258 wrinkles on his dog's balls.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Well, think it.