I think when I look back on my undergraduate career, it's going to be really easy for me to tell where I stopped caring.
I call it: "A Toilet, Punished"
After a hard night partyin' we punished this toilet. When we woke we soon realized that we only punished ourselves.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.