Read the second incident report. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 25, 2003 See More chicken police blotter Recommended Comments () Picture Best police report ever. Second to last paragraph, dudes. Picture 3:38 - Parents report the man with an Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout in his window is making them nervous. Picture Wait a second, wait a second - WHAT IF WE PUT FRENCH FRIES ON IT!? Picture This second piece tastes like clouds. Picture Police report from the CMU newpaper... who hits someone in the head with a submarine sandwich anyways? Picture Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger Comments ()