My one guy roommate and his friends would always drink my beer from the house fridge when we had parties. I got really mad last year when it was budlight lime, completely sold out and I had got the last pack. I decided to mix lemonade with my piss and "refill" all the bottles. Strangely there were no complaints and they just acted like they usually do when they are drunk...... Read More »
The New "Freak-Me-The-F-Out Elmo" is poised to be the big Christmas gift this year.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.



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How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.