"Yhis is my cat after finishing a catnip joint."

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore