"Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight!"
Eating that puke will cure most diseases.
"Spartans! Eat well, for tonight we melt in hell!"
If it looks like he's in good spirits, it's because no puke got in his beer.
"The blue didn't come off too well."
If you think Jeff Foxworthy is still funny, you might be a shithead.