Picture If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and lined them up from end to end, you still should have used a Kleenex or something.
Picture Alright, I give up. Is there some new way to fake Photoshop tattoos or are people really doing this?
Picture She should just be safe and get her tubes tied. That way she'd be safe from spreading her stupidity.
Picture "Drunk-ass friend rubbed one out with the tube of bronzer he thought was moisturizer!" (no dude-ity)