"Heres a picture with me and jared from subway, im stationed in san antonio, texas and there was a subway convention here. He was a really chill dude, he let me tell girls that I was his bodygaurd, and it got me laid." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture September 16, 2003 Recommended Comments () Picture Jared, before he found Subway. Picture Michael Jackson Picture "My roommate ate 3 foot long subs from Subway (Teryaki Chicken, Subway Club and Subway Melt) in 58 minutes and 53 seconds, no bathroom breaks, no smoking. I don't think this is what Jared had in mind." Picture "It won't let me submit this without a title, but I'm not witty, so here's a title." Picture And that's the reason why he doesn't get any dressing on his subway foot longs, folks. Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has Comments ()
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