Let's hope this is a theme party, for his parents' sake.
Here's a college hint: Any way you can work "school girls" into a party theme, do it.
Don't let this image fool you into thinking this wasn't a total sausage party.
How many times do we have to tell you, god, you can't bounce them in without calling it first.
Wine glasses - that's how you know it's a classy party.
Only $10 for the saddest party in the world? How can I pass that up?