I think Ford is compensating for something.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

You should see how she hails a cab.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You