I wasn't aware Bob Hope had a daughter, let alone who it turned out to be.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis