You guys don't remember that part in the New Testament when they refer to Jesus as Bingo?

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur