What you don't want to wake up to find from your Mom

Well, think it.

Have some respect, some of us are trying to study so hard we forget we don't have girlfriends here.

He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

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1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

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