You don't want to wake up from a night of drinking and find yourself like this.
You know what mom, we're going to start walking home from school. Really, it's okay.
But fap softly, you don't want to wake her up.
Here's something you wouldn't want to wake up and see in your dorm shower.
But your mom loves you anyway.
What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager."