And I always thought Ernie was gay.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

They're the two most popular girls in school.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

"You're a wizard, hairy."