Picture "Youve seen alot of drunken shamings, but have you ever seen a roasted-over-a-fire marshmallow shaming??"
Picture Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass.
Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.