And his name is derp cat.
His brother Basecock is running fro treasurer
"This is my fraternity brother after passing out in our chapter room. Look at his teeth."
The only thing that separates them is the air they breathe. And the gills. And water.
This is my brother. He likes digging holes and chewing bones.
The emo half brother was super distraught after hearing his conformist "brother" was going to prom.